So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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