Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
And then he peed in my hair
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