i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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