I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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