Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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