Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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