If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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