Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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