some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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