He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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