whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
My dick has a subreddit
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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