i just wanna soil my oats bro
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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