i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
