So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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