You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We were destined to go to rehab together
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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