i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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