Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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