I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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