Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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