Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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