Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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