ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i just had sex bonerless
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
