Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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