so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
God I need to hump something, right now.
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