Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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