In the future we'll all be gay
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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