the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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