it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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