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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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