Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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