If i come over, it means nothing
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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