it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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