She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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