: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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