at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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