She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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