At least make sure they are 18
Why
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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