I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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