better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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