I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
is that a dick in a sweater?
did i just pee glitter
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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