Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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