Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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