This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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