The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I'm having to shit out rocks
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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