pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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