grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
