does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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