haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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