I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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