lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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