Do you still have your period?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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