i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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