Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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