Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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